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Sunday, July 24, 2005

Sunday (2)

This sunday are so meaningful for me, because my relative on my father side ask us to join in some "Family Telematch" at bandar sri damansara...
We reach the playground at 5.00pm, and all my relative are gather around and start the first games.
i so happy because this is the first time i play games with my relative. ]
We have about 36 of us are playing and we have been devide into three group( red, blue and yellow) and i'm in the blue team..
the first games are each person have to run to the oppositeto get a tennis ball and run back to the starting line three times...... sound easy but for me is like going to hell, after my turn running that i feel very tired.
for the first games red team have won, and the second games red team won again.
the thirt games are penalty shoot out........ ( i really kick like back-ham) because i kick an air ball,
i miss it, so shit and my team lose again.

red team are the champion for this year telematch.

all my relative are tired but very happy cos we all enjoy the games very well.
they even plan to have family telematch yearly so that we can play again...
we also take photo
i think this kind of telematch are a good way to keep in touch with each another...
i even think if this telematch can be held for 5a2 friend, (do you think that good?)

i so hope that 5a2 friend can meet more often, and not only wait until aug........
i just think only.............. can that really happen?????????

Sunday (1)

Today afternoon 1 pm, i go out with ck n bry.
We went to taman daya for some snooker games.
We really enjoy and have good times,
although we are not top shooter, we still able to finish each games less then 30 min.
We talking joke at each other, and laugh for the whole games.......
thats really fun to share some times with friend......

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

SHARING is good.

Dear friend i've a good news to tell you all.
yesterday i had attend a talk from a chineseman name mr XXX, i don't know his name.

the title for his talk are (Salesman)

he say as a sales man you should have min three of this - Ready (get ready all the tools)
- Fast (act fast, fast make your sales up)
-Knowledge (know more, sell more)

Ready - get a right target
Fast -act fast
Knowledge -get more info

he say when we compare with the people in china, we are just like a lazy pig.
china people always use their time wisely, they waste less time, you can see them reading when they are free, even in the bus and train.
china man work to keep them alive...
and for us??????
we malaysian alway waste time doing rubbish, doing nothing when free...look so cool but actualy a fool.....never Hargai TIME..
Malaysian work is not to be alive is only for past time......

he also ask us whether we read news paper or not, and my answer is no.
only 10% of the people read news paper. so sad (include me)

he say we should value our time, try to use fully ourtime, read more news paper not for the TV programbut to know more what happen around us (it help us in our sales)

salesman should know more info not only about their product but also the world news.
then you know what the demand, what you can supply..

lastly how to berjaya in your sales and to be RICH
sales man should always share info with one another, so that you can know more from other.
a (sell-fish) selfish sales man that don't like to share info with other will end up sales droping.....
because he only know so little by him self.
many sales man takut when they teach other and that person will be better than him later.
this statement are wrong because when you able to teach another person to be top sales you yourself already a winner, then you know that person are getting clever then you should "kam pah teh". with this permikiran you will alway improve.............
how to be rich in sales line, is easy get more sales and lower down your monthly and yearly expenses, when you know how to save money you will be rich soon...

Dear friend hope the above can help you, not only myself.

so sorry only can remember so little because i did not write down the important note.
#be more confident in your self don't say you want, say you must get it / i must have.
with this attitude (ready / Fast/ Knowledge) soon you will be the best!!!!!1111!!!!!!

MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL MY DEAR FRIEND- WORK SMART AND PRAY MORE

Monday, July 18, 2005

BMW = Be My Wife

Hey friend, long time i did not post anything liau........
Do you all miss me???/
i got a good new to all of you (MY FRIEND)
if you want to get married you must choose BMW
because as the title (BE MY WIFE) / (BURN MY WALLET)
i have a chance of driving a brand new BMW 5 series........(Thanks Mr lewis Chong)

last sat i'm the first time being a AHMaD..... it feel so good in the start but quite nervous at the end......

i'm not only ahmad on that day i also a brother for the bridegroom.
i'm so lucky that i still can be a brother for him...

i drive the bridegroom from kepong to klang, is a long way we take about one hour to reach klang, is not because BMW got no power,is because all the other brother car can't follow....they are too slow and i have to slow down.....
we in klang about 8.45am, we start horning when we reach the junction....
you know what happen the bride house are not ready, the main door park a proton wira???/
why is the car there???is it the VIP parking for the BMW??
no 1 come to open door for the groom, and the groom are so nervous, he open the door by him self.
the groom and brother wait out side at the gates and me i go and look for parking..
after a 5 minute, the bride parents ask the groom get into the car again because a babies boy is on his way there to open door for him.... and so we did take the car and go one round and come back for the little boy...


.......................To Be Continue.................................

Friday, July 15, 2005

a brand new day

hello friend, when you are reading this post, i okay already.
if you had read my post, yesterday i'm not that happy because i had faces some problem.
after a short chat with a friend, i finally wake up from a long long dream.

at the begin i really can't accept that fact, i alway thought that 1+1=2, that work in math but not in life and in working. i always "turn cow horn sharp" i'm so sillyand stupid..

after i get some advice today, i hope i can really change .... hopefully...
is because of that fact, this few year i work in a negative mind...... i'm so damn shit stupid..
i always not happy and try to compare all the things with other.......

i really thanks GOD and all my friends that had give me advice and helping me in one way or another,.

person A : doing the right things does not mean doing the things right.

Person B: you plant ten tree maybe you only get one tree growing.

Person C: work smart not work hard. cow in the field also hard working, it still contro by human.

Person D: i work not for money, but for the whole company..

Person E: i can do a lot of work without expect a lot of money...

all this make me wakeup from the dream.....

Thursday, July 14, 2005

is BUSY a good excuse????

what is handphone mean for you???
if one person have 1 hp, you can sms or call him or her.
if one person have 2 hp, this make you more easy to sms and call him or her.

all this are rubbish if the hp owner give you a MF excuse say that him or her are D
CMF Busy that him or her can't answer your call or return your sms for more then three week!!

is that true that you are so D busy until only a few minit for a friend are too much from you??/
busy are really cmf EXCUSE.......

D you Lah!!!!!!!!

FAIR or not

Today i really damn shit feel sad!!!!
Whats fair is mean to you???
Long time ago i really believe that but not now....
let me tell you a story.........
long time ago there are one mother and three son living in a Kampong, they are very poor.
so one day the mother talk to her son,
mother: why not we start a small business inthe farm?
son : okay, that a good idea.
so four of them start working hard in that farm, planting fruit and flower.
they all work very hard, after one year this family start to get some profit by selling all the things they plant.
(One day)
Mother: son A i want you go to another place, and learn more thing to plant in the farm.
Son A : okay mom, i go.
after son A come back from another Kampong, he learn how to plant rice. with this this family earn more than last year. So in the second year the mother talk to her son B and son A.
Mother : Son A and B, this year i want you two go to a difference Kampong to learn .
SonA and B: okay mom.
Is true , after Son A and B come back, they learn how to plant pokok durian and betik..
and this family become rich and rich.........(Son C, think,this year will be my chance to go learn some thing in other Kampong)
Finally the mom say to her son A again.
Mother : Son A, this year i will go with you to other Kampong.
Son A : okay.

Son C : Oh shit, son A had go out for the third time, isn't this is my turn now?????


is really make this son feel sad when he working inthe farm....



This story is just for showing some feeling from that son only..


what is fair???
where is tmf fair????
Damn f ????

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

!!!!!!DEALER!!!!!!!!???

Why all the dealer are the same???

Why they did not think of other???

Do i have to believe all the word the dealer say,
" other supplier give me cheaper than yours"
"your product got a lot of problem"
"other suppliers provide better services"
"they give 60days term too"
"send the thing to me fast, i need it urgently"
"i'll pay you next week"
" i'll clearall the payment for you"

ALl the above "WORD" dealer like to say ,
it make us (Salesman) very...very...GILA...

today one of my dealer ask me to quote him one item , and he say other people give me RM 95.00 only.
then i check my cost and i start doing my indian math, and i quote him RM 100.00, i say this is the best i can offer.
after three hour he call back and confirm that order...
the question is WHY he still buy from you is it because you give better services to them or they just lie to you about the price other people offer.
i hope to give better price to my dealer, so that they can also get profit from it .
but if they ask for too much , what can i do to keep this dealer
am i suppose to follow or what........


PLEASE HELP ME>>>

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

考试

有位学生认为他对什么事都能说出些道理。在一次考试中,他被难住了。于是他就在考卷下面写下这样的辩词“只有上帝才知道答案,祝圣诞快乐!”后来,他收道考卷,老师在上面写道:“上帝得满分,你得零分。祝你新年快乐!”

i'm so clever

Image hosted by Photobucket.comi'm so smart

Monday, July 04, 2005

精神病人

一日,一架飞机飞过一所精神病医院,飞行员突然大笑。
空中小姐好奇地问: “你为何笑得那么开心?”
飞行员回答: “如果他们知道我逃出来,一定会气疯的。哈!哈!哈!

Friday, July 01, 2005

eat-shit-bank (I-CHI-BAN)

Dear friend, i'm here to stop you for going to eat-shit-bank for lunch or dinner buffet.
Yesterday i just have my dinner there and i thought that is the same like last time, so i no care three X seven =twenty one, i drive my car and go there.
The first reation when i enter the door is ?????? why so little people only? and my answer is maybe is because they go to neway or sasaki. and i say to myself just go in lah, so i go in liau.

oooooh shit..........,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the food is not what i aspect,,,,,, do you know the size of salmen fish they serve, i think is 1cm X 2cm , and they only put about ten to twenty slice only....

and there is more.......
have you try sake before, if yes then you should try this...
it because sake add sky juice you can only get from i-chi-ban...

and the price is shit (cheap) too, only 39.00++
so where can you get some great deal in K.L , except I-chi-ban.

if I-Chi- ban is the best japanese restaurant than there will be no more people want to eat japanese food anymore..

lastly in this restaurant you will not feel lonely because there will be some small KEONG running
around you, giving you some surprise..... Ha Ha so stay toon and enjoy...